CORNWALL

I do hope this is more of an attention-grabber aimed at stirring up a debate rather than anything more serious. A good explanation from Michael White in the Guardian. My Cornish friends went to a summer party and were asked where they lived. When twice they replied giving the name of a small Cornish town in the vicinity, their questioner came back with this: "No, I mean, where's your real home, your home in London." On replying that they actually lived permanently in Cornwall, the questioner was shocked. "You really live here all year round?"
Now that THE CONTROLLER is involved perhaps it's time to call on the services of Commander Kruger whose home is also in Cornwall.